sensiblereblogifposts:

emiliusthegreat:

docresa:

A girl I went to high school with asked me if I wanted to buy some essential oils to ““purge the toxins from my body” and I cheekily responded “no thanks, I have a liver for that” and she unfriended me. 

Reblog if you own a liver and at least one kidney

(Source: facebook.com, via dapper-delinquent)

alejandr035:

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the-good-names-are-gone:

Mutuals

bitchmcnuggetz:

steffbutler:

fakelaurent:

recoil-operated:

fakelaurent:

I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….

You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.

You’re doing gods work

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